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Important disclaimers

The Banana Calculator is available to use without warranty or guarantee of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose.

We are not responsible for injuries sustained while trying to balance a blue whale on a giraffe, nor for zoning fines incurred by parking 300 double-decker buses in your garden. Please do not attempt to stack the Eiffel Tower; it is pointy and will hurt.

Standardization of Species disclaimer

Purpose: To clarify that biological units vary in size, unlike metric ones.

Variability of Livestock and Landmarks: Please be advised that while BananaCalculator.com can use the ‘International Standard Giraffe’ (ISG) for height comparisons, actual giraffes vary significantly in neck length and attitude. Similarly, calculations involving the ‘Average human height (male)’ do not account for posture, hairstyle, or shoes with lifts. We accept no responsibility for disagreements arising from the use of a large African bush elephant when the calculator clearly specifies an Asian elephant.

Logistics & Zoning disclaimer

Purpose: To warn users about the practicalities of acquiring the items listed.

Storage and Housing of Comparative Units: BananaCalculator.com provides theoretical volume and weight equivalents only. We are not liable for:

Parking Violations: Incurred by attempting to park 400 Double-Decker Buses in a residential driveway to verify length.

Aquatic Displacement: Any flooding caused by dropping a Blue Whale into an Olympic Sized Swimming Pool to check the water level rise.

Sanitation Issues: Resulting from the acquisition of 1,000,000 cats. Users are reminded that cats are living creatures requiring food, water, and things to knock off tables, not just static units of mass.

Structural & Civil Engineering disclaimer

Purpose: Addressing the dangers of stacking large objects.

Stacking Protocols: When using the Empire State Building as a unit of vertical measurement, please observe local air traffic control laws. BananaCalculator.com is not responsible for the structural collapse resulting from stacking 50 Empire State Buildings end-to-end without adequate foundations. Furthermore, we explicitly discourage the use of Great Pyramids of Giza as a unit of pocket change; they will not fit in your wallet, and the limestone dust is terrible for zippers.

Astrophysical & Gravitational disclaimer

Purpose: When the numbers get too big, physics starts to break.

Mass-Induced Gravitational Collapse: For calculations involving quantities larger than 1 \times 10^{20} items:

Schwarzschild Radius Warning: Please be aware that gathering 4 trillion Toyota Corollas in a single point in space may cause them to collapse under their own gravity, forming a singularity. BananaCalculator.com is not liable for the creation of black holes, the spaghettification of your car, or the resulting time dilation that causes you to miss a dental appointment.

Planetary Orbit Disruption: Placing a stack of pizzas reaching to the Moon may alter the Moon's tidal pull on Earth. We accept no liability for accidental tsunamis caused by excessive pepperoni mass.